Rizzle Kicks’ Blog

NME and Liberty Teen Magazine…

Took us a while to figure out that our ‘NME’ Calling gig was in fact NME and so would be featured in the magazine itself. Step forward we recks.

Also, we had a nice little bit put about us on the Liberty Magazine’s website, which is also cool.. Apart from they call Rizzle ‘Dizzle’ but that’s an easy mistake to make…


Just A Quick Sum Up of The Last Week Or So…
October 18, 2009, 11:00 pm
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Umm.. I haven’t really posted much recently apart from the video I made for Fuck Loadsa Dubstep, but in the last week there have been a few things here and there that I’ve wanted to blog about individually but I haven’t got round to it. Just things I’ve come across whilst on board the rollercoaster that is life. From the newspaper to OK magazine.

Anyway, here is a simply amazing snippet from the Metro.

“A prisoner who stabbed his girlfriend to death has been blocked in his legal bid to study homicide and domestic violence as part of an Open University course.

Stanley Matthews yesterday told the High Court the decision amounted to a violation of his human right to education and freedom of expression.”

Yeah, well I reckon his girlfriend might think he violated her human rights a bit as well?

I also read another story about a victim of a serial killer with a hair fetish called… Ms. Barnett.

No word of a lie no hype.

Another thing, has anyone else had the misfortune of stumbling across an OK magazine and then opened it at the ‘Katie Price’ agony aunt page?

Well if you ever do, prepare to be thoroughly shocked to the core. If you happen to bump into me, I’ll happily tell you the rest of these stories, however, just to emphasise a point I just want to give you the first sentence of two stories that I read.

“I’m 18 years old with two children and have had the misfortune of a miscarriage…”

Woah. I’m thinking the story should stop there, seriously. Next one.

“I’m 13 and I’ve recently started using the family’s vibrator.”

WOAH. The FAMILY’s vibrator. What is there like a rotary system or something?

Aaah, craziness. Punchline is, these people are asking KATIE PRICE for help? What kind of advice could she possible give?

“Well why not get a boob job, write a book and marry a mediocre singer then break up with him and get your tits out?”


The Hills.
September 22, 2009, 9:11 pm
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Riiiight. Ok, I’d firstly like to state that since I first set eyes on this program I’ve avoided it like the plague.

I really didn’t see any point in watching a reality TV program that “may have scenes created for entertainment purposes”. In other words, fake. Very annoying. In addition the lead characters are so annoying in the way that they seem to make a clearly, great, comfortable, glamorous lifestyle look like a desperate struggle.

Oh no I’m going to have to find another penthouse apartment. Oh I think I’m going to have to move in with my new hunk of a boyfriend. Oh no this internship at a top fashion magazine where I get to go to loads of showbiz parties whilst having myself filmed 24/7 is sooo hard. I wasn’t and am still not havin’ any of it. Mate.

Saying all this, I found myself kind of, ish, slightly intrigued/gripped by the brief 20 minutes I caught on e4 today…. BUT… for two (I think) pretty darn good reasons!

1. Lauren (The lead chick) is now a definite hottie.



2. I actually reckon a gritty english version of this might be worth a watch.. called like ‘The Curbs’ or ‘The Estates’… possible main characters:

No Make-up Needed.

No Make-up Needed.