Rizzle Kicks’ Blog

Just A Quick Sum Up of The Last Week Or So…
October 18, 2009, 11:00 pm
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Umm.. I haven’t really posted much recently apart from the video I made for Fuck Loadsa Dubstep, but in the last week there have been a few things here and there that I’ve wanted to blog about individually but I haven’t got round to it. Just things I’ve come across whilst on board the rollercoaster that is life. From the newspaper to OK magazine.

Anyway, here is a simply amazing snippet from the Metro.

“A prisoner who stabbed his girlfriend to death has been blocked in his legal bid to study homicide and domestic violence as part of an Open University course.

Stanley Matthews yesterday told the High Court the decision amounted to a violation of his human right to education and freedom of expression.”

Yeah, well I reckon his girlfriend might think he violated her human rights a bit as well?

I also read another story about a victim of a serial killer with a hair fetish called… Ms. Barnett.

No word of a lie no hype.

Another thing, has anyone else had the misfortune of stumbling across an OK magazine and then opened it at the ‘Katie Price’ agony aunt page?

Well if you ever do, prepare to be thoroughly shocked to the core. If you happen to bump into me, I’ll happily tell you the rest of these stories, however, just to emphasise a point I just want to give you the first sentence of two stories that I read.

“I’m 18 years old with two children and have had the misfortune of a miscarriage…”

Woah. I’m thinking the story should stop there, seriously. Next one.

“I’m 13 and I’ve recently started using the family’s vibrator.”

WOAH. The FAMILY’s vibrator. What is there like a rotary system or something?

Aaah, craziness. Punchline is, these people are asking KATIE PRICE for help? What kind of advice could she possible give?

“Well why not get a boob job, write a book and marry a mediocre singer then break up with him and get your tits out?”



Back To Winchester…
April 23, 2009, 11:21 am
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Last Train Back.



Last Train Back.


Last week I was back in Winchester to put some final touches on the E.P. I again took along my fine accomplice Sylvester Secrets and before we new it, we were back in Tranquilville. We actually arrived early which meant we ended sitting in a Kebab house for about 3 hours due to Tom (Produce) and Gillan (Producer) having like.. jobs and shit. I suppose it must have been quite frustrating for the quiet Kebab house having two mixed race kids sitting there for a good while seeing as we were OBVIOUSLY scaring off customers but the upside was that I discovered I’m a lot better at writing lyrics on paper in little places like the house. Seems like a basic theory but its excited me because my mind flows a lot so this equals bangin’ tracks to come. 

Anyway, we got to this house, drank some beer, made some music and it’s sounding even fresher than before… I’m thinking one maybe two more trips back and everything will be in place.. so watch this space for exclusive previews or snippets innit!