Filed under: Youtube! | Tags: bass, Florence, Kicks, Remix, Rizzle, the machine, Track, UK, xx, you've got the love
I love this track!Definitely one of my favourite tunes at the moment.. This got me through a couple of weeks at work just down to the bass riff. Everytime I hear this bass I feel good inside. Enjoy.
Filed under: Rants!, Updates! | Tags: Rizzle, Kicks, Last, Week, Magazine, Metro, Newspaper, Katie, Price, OK
Umm.. I haven’t really posted much recently apart from the video I made for Fuck Loadsa Dubstep, but in the last week there have been a few things here and there that I’ve wanted to blog about individually but I haven’t got round to it. Just things I’ve come across whilst on board the rollercoaster that is life. From the newspaper to OK magazine.
Anyway, here is a simply amazing snippet from the Metro.
“A prisoner who stabbed his girlfriend to death has been blocked in his legal bid to study homicide and domestic violence as part of an Open University course.
Stanley Matthews yesterday told the High Court the decision amounted to a violation of his human right to education and freedom of expression.”
Yeah, well I reckon his girlfriend might think he violated her human rights a bit as well?
I also read another story about a victim of a serial killer with a hair fetish called… Ms. Barnett.
No word of a lie no hype.
Another thing, has anyone else had the misfortune of stumbling across an OK magazine and then opened it at the ‘Katie Price’ agony aunt page?
Well if you ever do, prepare to be thoroughly shocked to the core. If you happen to bump into me, I’ll happily tell you the rest of these stories, however, just to emphasise a point I just want to give you the first sentence of two stories that I read.
“I’m 18 years old with two children and have had the misfortune of a miscarriage…”
Woah. I’m thinking the story should stop there, seriously. Next one.
“I’m 13 and I’ve recently started using the family’s vibrator.”
WOAH. The FAMILY’s vibrator. What is there like a rotary system or something?
Aaah, craziness. Punchline is, these people are asking KATIE PRICE for help? What kind of advice could she possible give?
“Well why not get a boob job, write a book and marry a mediocre singer then break up with him and get your tits out?”
Innit.
Filed under: New Music!, Youtube! | Tags: Allen, Breaches, Discipline, dubstep, Fear, Jakwob, Kicks, Lily, Minor, Remix, Rizzle
Yeah a little tune from the mixtape.
Filed under: New Music!, New New News!, Updates! | Tags: Rizzle, Kicks, Sylvester, New, Stars, Track, First, Mix, Simon, Wright
THIS is the new Rizzle Kicks sound! It’ll be up on the myspace and what not soon but I thought I’d stick the first mix up on here so you guys can check it out!
Feel free to comment!
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Filed under: Youtube! | Tags: Dumpty, Gervais, Horses, Humpty, Jack, Jill, Kings, Nursery, Office, Politics, Rhymes, Ricky, The, Wolf
Ha, I’m definitely obsessed with Ricky Gervais’ comedy at the moment. I’ve watched the Office Series 1 on DVD like three times in the last week.. and then series 2 on Youtube due to lack of funds. Anyway, this is one of the best bits from Politics and it’s always the bit I try desperately to ‘re-do’ when explaining the stand-up show / I try to get second hand laughs out of. The best part is that he’s actually got some decent points about Jack and Jill, Humpty Dumpty and a few more…
Filed under: Rants! | Tags: Chavs, Conrad, Curbs, e4, Estates, Fashion, Hills, Lauren, Magazine, Reality, Teen, The, tv, Vogue
Riiiight. Ok, I’d firstly like to state that since I first set eyes on this program I’ve avoided it like the plague.
I really didn’t see any point in watching a reality TV program that “may have scenes created for entertainment purposes”. In other words, fake. Very annoying. In addition the lead characters are so annoying in the way that they seem to make a clearly, great, comfortable, glamorous lifestyle look like a desperate struggle.
Oh no I’m going to have to find another penthouse apartment. Oh I think I’m going to have to move in with my new hunk of a boyfriend. Oh no this internship at a top fashion magazine where I get to go to loads of showbiz parties whilst having myself filmed 24/7 is sooo hard. I wasn’t and am still not havin’ any of it. Mate.
Saying all this, I found myself kind of, ish, slightly intrigued/gripped by the brief 20 minutes I caught on e4 today…. BUT… for two (I think) pretty darn good reasons!
1. Lauren (The lead chick) is now a definite hottie.
Yes.
2. I actually reckon a gritty english version of this might be worth a watch.. called like ‘The Curbs’ or ‘The Estates’… possible main characters:
No Make-up Needed.
Filed under: Rants! | Tags: Chocolate, Drink, Foil, London, Mars, Milk, Refuel, Stain, Stupid, Top
Right. You know Mars milkshake drinks have that tin foil opening mechanism…. I am DEFINITELY NOT a fan in the slightest. Sure, it’s great if you’ve got enough time to be able to slowly remove it whilst being fully aware of what you’re doing.. but if you’ve purchased the drink on the go.. which I’m thinking is it’s intention seeing as it’s got ‘Refuel’ written all over it.. you can’t really pay it that kind of TLC.
AND.. if they haaave to use this stupid foil thing, then why do they fill the shake right up to the top! I think that’s the one time I wouldn’t complain about losing a little bit of money I spent. Personally, I’d prefer to have like, 10ml or whatever, less drink, then have to walk around London with the repercussions of not opening it properly all over my top. As I had to do today. Not happy.
Ima sue.
Annoying.
Filed under: New New News!, Youtube! | Tags: 19th, Batman, Benz, Big, Dasafo, LP, Marvell, Mercedes, October, Official, Signature, Sway, Video
New video from Sway.. a big inspiration. This tune is definitely dooooin’ it. Even though I’ve got many props for The Signature LP, he’s clocked that people miss the path he was on before and so he’s come back and smashed the nail on the head. Like Batman ‘Danananananana’. Oh and also, big ups to Marvell boucin’ around in the video too.Out on October 19th. Get that.
You’re whole life to revolve around the many options on a f*cking mobile phone that’s way more advanced than it’s need to be..
there’s an app for that.
Grrr.
Filed under: Things I Like. | Tags: BBC, Boyle, Dave, Frankie, Funny, Hero, Howard, Joke, Mitchell, Mock, Russell, Teletubbies, The, Webb, Week
Frankie Boyle is definitely still on top when it comes to straight up killer comedy. I was starting to get a bit bored of watching Mock the Week repeats on Dave because even though it was still funny, Frankie reused the jokes he told on the show on his live DVD, which I also have, so it was getting a bit tedious. HOWEVER! Last night was a new episode of Mock the Week and both him and that other guy who used to be in ‘My Hero’ were quality. One joke that properly got me was during the ‘Scenes we’d like to see’ round, and ‘Thing you wouldn’t hear on a children’s television programme’. Frankie stepped up and said (in his amazing scottish accent)…
“I’ve heard that the Teletubbies have been penetrated by Al Qaeda.
Is this true Tinky Winky? Noooooo (In teletubbie language)
Is this true Dipsy? Noooooo
Do you think it’s true Rashid?”
